Thursday 30 July 2009

I saw a penis!

Well. Okay. It is not the first time by any means. But all I can say is after an endless series of titties and butts and bush it was quite the surprise! No, we were not watching porn. We were watching the HBO series "Rome". This was episode six or seven and it had just been a literal parade of Roman boobage. Imagine my delight when what appears on the screen but a penis! And not just your run-of-the mill penis either. This was magnificent. Beautiful. A true appendage to be proud of. The main female character bought him (or it) as a gift for her sister in law to make up for screwing her husband. Huh. Wonder where I can get a sister in law like that?

I suppose my point is this. It is to the point with women on screen that seeing a bare breast is nothing, comparable to seeing a belly button or a butt crack. Now "Rome" goes further with full frontal female nudity (who knew they waxed in ancient Rome!) and I had made a comment to Delicious Husband that maybe we women would like to see a little sumpin too! And then lo and behold...penis.

Funnily enough "Rome", for all its intended eroticism, falls short. Sometimes it is what is not seen that is the most titillating. We just finished watching "True Blood" on Showtime, and while there are plenty of sex scenes and plenty of boobage, it is much sexier because of what you don't see.

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